It's the OSS Game, now on the web. Experience life at my old high-school. Try to get a high score. Students say "It's better then going to class," and "This game sucks; where's the graphics?"

Best viewed with Lynx. I generally update around finals as this gives me an excuse to fail and not study. Comments will be judiciously smited by my "Sword of Jihad Death upon Infidel Spammers." This page is hosted under the Super Dimensional Fortress public access UNIX system. Verify this page's HTML and CSS. I know, it's nerdy to have valid HTML; I generated it using MakeIndex, a useful programme I wrote. I need to get laid.

Some popular pages: EV Nova utilities and guides; random photos, featuring Moses; TI-83 programmes, for students whose school is living in the 80's; File Obfuscator, a symmetric-key encryptor; courses that I've taken; and QBasic software from when I was twelve. Yes, I marvel at what people will download, but apparently that's a happening page.

documents

Documents, including articles, coursework, stories, etc.

games

Games that I've made stuff (mods, maps, etc.) for. If you want to download my games, it's under /software/.

pictures

Art, screen captures, icons, photos, 3D. More. Come to think of it, a lot of useless shit.

software

Programmes I've made myself . . . some of which are of dubious usefulness.

License.txt (15 KB)

GNU General Public License covers all software, I guess.

favicon.ico (0 KB)

I in no way condone the use of "favicons," but if your user-agent (you know who you are!) wants to, let it show a ninja icon. Because ninjas are cool.

newsfeed.rss (0 KB)

I don't know exactly what the purpose of a Newsfeed is, but it's all the rage with young'uns. Also, I don't have any news; I was just bored so I wrote newsfeed support into MakeIndex. I think this should be 7-bit and not UTF-8, but seriously, WTF? Writing a converter would be too much trouble; sorry IE7 users, no one cares about you.

robots-and-other-people (8 KB)

People who've visited my web site. Big Brother is watching.

From http://neil.chaosnet.org/.